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Its People! Peeeeeooooopppplllleeee!!!!!!1!!one!!!

March 2nd, 2010 by Chef REX Blog Team

Hot dogs used to serve a dual purpose.  1.) Delicious all-American food  and 2.) Instrument of death for kids who can’t chew properly.

This next generation of “safe”, albeit creepy, hot dog is designed with children in mind.  Just take a big bite and try to choke.  You can’t.   The unnerving spiral shape increases surface area and decreases mass so that this highly processed treat wont clog your pie hole, or windpipe for that matter.

Did I mention its still made form the same delicious meat paste? My only question is why is it green?

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4 Responses to “Its People! Peeeeeooooopppplllleeee!!!!!!1!!one!!!”

  1. Comment #1 by: Manny

    That just looks wrong. But hey, I’ll take 2!

  2. Comment #2 by: chefrexblogteam

    This Hot Dog’s so good, you’ll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

  3. Comment #3 by: Manny

    I would not try to pry it from your cold, dead hands, but rather ask politely, to let my hot dogs go!

  4. Comment #4 by: Jared

    Um. I have to rent Soylent Green now. It just has to happen.

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