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Hot dogs used to serve a dual purpose.  1.) Delicious all-American food  and 2.) Instrument of death for kids who can’t chew properly.

This next generation of “safe”, albeit creepy, hot dog is designed with children in mind.  Just take a big bite and try to choke.  You can’t.   The unnerving spiral shape increases surface area and decreases mass so that this highly processed treat wont clog your pie hole, or windpipe for that matter.

Did I mention its still made form the same delicious meat paste? My only question is why is it green?

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Though the propaganda above shows that this product is for commercial use, I can see it in the home.   I know when I have dinner parties or small get togethers at my house, I’m always looking for a way to keep dishes warm when entertaining.  Might be an option for those of you with house guests or company for dinner.

For some reason this also reminded me of the Green Lantern.  But that’s neither here nor there.

You know, you could make one of these at home. We’ve got the tools.

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